Housing Reformer Gifts

Cut and Paste.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

Homeless count.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

Lockdown

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

Social studies.

'I wish the city fathers would do more about its citizens' health care needs!'

'The halcyon days of an apple for the teacher are a distant memory.'

"There, that's better!"

'They sent me home from school because my lunchbox has a picture of a soldier on it.'

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

Whatever became of auto repair and bookkeeping?

'Our school's science program must be better than I thought.'

"Why wasn't the Tulsa Black Wall Street Massacre in the U.S. history books?"

The Real Question

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

'Isn't that your stockbroker?'

The Bright Side