Housing Market Hawks Gifts

Looking for a clever way to celebrate or motivate real estate investors and housing market enthusiasts? Our collection offers humorous and charming products that speak to their love of property and market trends, making every day feel like a victory in the housing game.

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"Someone's been tinkering with your adjustable-rate mortgage."

"Someone's been tinkering with your adjustable-rate mortgage." mockup

"Someone's been tinkering with your adjustable-rate mortgage."

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Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn. mockup

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

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"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view." mockup

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

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Three little pigs-mortgage.

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"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?" mockup

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range' mockup

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

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'The owner plays in the NBA.'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!' mockup

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

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Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

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Real Estate Personals

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"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!" mockup

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

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"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind." mockup

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

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'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.' mockup

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

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'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .' mockup

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

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'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.' mockup

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

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Home Foreclosed Home.

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'It's all about location, location, location!'

'It's all about location, location, location!' mockup

'It's all about location, location, location!'

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"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..." mockup

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

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'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?' mockup

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

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"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

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"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage." mockup

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

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House hunting is cruel.

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Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it. mockup

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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