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'No, I don't know what happens to socks that disappear in the dryer.'

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Exchange Fund

Mummy Tourists

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

Wine...Spirits...

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Cat scratch fever

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

A boast of ghosts

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

Beware of cat

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

The Freelance Life.

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

Condemned - Do Not Enter

'But I'm a poltergeist... I'm supposed to be noisy!'

"You think you're angry? I'll show you angry!"