Household Mysteries Explorer Pillows

'No, I don't know what happens to socks that disappear in the dryer.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Exchange Fund

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Mummy Tourists

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Wine...Spirits...

Cat scratch fever

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

A boast of ghosts

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

Beware of cat

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

The Freelance Life.

Condemned - Do Not Enter

'But I'm a poltergeist... I'm supposed to be noisy!'