House Refresh Hero Pillows

Painters Without Borders.

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Non-Drip ?

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Caw blimey!'

A holiday at home

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Dummies Books.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

The household cavalry

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Artex cartoon

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest