Renovation Hero Pillows

Non-Drip ?

Domestic Superheroes!!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

A holiday at home

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Quick, press control Z!'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Lazy plumber.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'