Renovation Hero Mugs

Non-Drip ?

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

A holiday at home

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

Dummies Books.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Quick, press control Z!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Lazy plumber.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Bob’s Museum