Renovation Lover Mugs

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. V

'I told you before we got married, I didn't want to get emulsionally involved.'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

'Nice extension.'

"I told you if we worked together we would finish in no time."

Second hand furniture.

'I found the termites!'

Creative department

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

The World's Easiest Airport

Non-Drip ?

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Artists At The Auto Show

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'