Hotline Worker Pillows

"Impatient jerk!"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Deaths from Coronavirus

Dancing Doctor

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

The Suite Hereafter

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Mini Bar

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

"I like my steak well done."