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"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

Biliard Enthusiast

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

'No luggage.'

Travel Scenes

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Hello, Room Service?'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

"Is that the corporate rate?"

"We seem to get just the one channel."

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'There aren't any towels in room 211.'