Hotel History Buff Mugs

Las Vegas Hilton Not Hilton

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

Biliard Enthusiast

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'No luggage.'

Room service.

Travel Scenes

Sparrow Hilton

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'Hello, Room Service?'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

"We seem to get just the one channel."

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

"Is that the corporate rate?"

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"