Hotel Freebie Collector Pillows

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

"Thanks to the travel restrictions, we're almost out of hotel mini-bottles of shampoo."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Complementary Beverages

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Check out my free white paper!"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'Prove it.'

If you apply for my credit card, you can earn points toward your next guilt trip.

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

Toy - with free cereal.

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Hotel checkout.

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

Dominic Raab holiday

"What would you say to doing our divorce at the St. Regis?"

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."

'And have one for yourself, tomorrow...'

Tempo - Announcing our new free call offer! 'There's no such thing as a free launch.'

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

'These cornflakes have given me a sharp pain in my tum."

"I'm reading the notes I took six years ago for the first time."

"And never forget that the best things in life are freebies."

Are you sure we had to attend a one-hour seminar to receive a free flight?

"Hi, I just got divorced, would you like a free tote and mug?"

Basics: bar and free peanuts.