Hotel Freebie Collector Mugs

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

"Thanks to the travel restrictions, we're almost out of hotel mini-bottles of shampoo."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Complementary Beverages

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"Check out my free white paper!"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'Prove it.'

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

Toy - with free cereal.

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

Dominic Raab holiday

"What would you say to doing our divorce at the St. Regis?"

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."

'And have one for yourself, tomorrow...'

'These cornflakes have given me a sharp pain in my tum."

Tempo - Announcing our new free call offer! 'There's no such thing as a free launch.'

"I'm reading the notes I took six years ago for the first time."

"And never forget that the best things in life are freebies."

'Do you think they're here because they're interested in the topic, or because they think there will be samples?'

"He says if we do his survey now, he'll give us a fridge magnet."

Basics: bar and free peanuts.

"Hi, I just got divorced, would you like a free tote and mug?"