Hosting An Event Pillows

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Face painting.

Wine Lady

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Join me in a Martini?

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Canape?

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Face painting by numbers.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

The devil you know and his plus one

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Party time.

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Trade Show Sherpas

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."