Hospital Shenanigans Fan Gifts

'I swear to God, I think they were trying to kill me.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'Where does it hurt?'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

Quick! 5-second rule!

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'

Surgery Instruction Book.

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.