Hospital Shenanigans Fan Gifts

'I swear to God, I think they were trying to kill me.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Where does it hurt?'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'

Surgery Instruction Book.

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

'You sounded better yesterday.'