Hospital Hijinks Fan Gifts

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

Hell's Angels

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'