Hospital Hijinks Fan Gifts

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

Hell's Angels

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

Quick! 5-second rule!

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

Fertility Center.