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'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgery Instruction Book.

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

Patient after an appendix operation

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'