Hospital Rounds Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

"I might be a one armed podiatrist... but if you lend me a hand... I'll fix your foot."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

Hospital Visit

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"

"He fought like hell."

"Do you know your name? Do you know where you are? Do you remember the accident? Do you know you had a hole in your underpants?"

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'Lunch!'

"We have male patient coming in who has a large parsnip stuck up his colon!"

'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'

Boy tricking the nurse

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'She's a nurse in the childrens' ward.'

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

"Your pulse is running a little fast."

'And how are you this fine day Mr. Simkins?'