Hospital Huggers Gifts

'The Doctor just finished his rounds. I better go soothe the patient's psyches.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts

Love Birds love snuggles

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

'Urology...can you hold?'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Paramedics.

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'I can't turn it off.'

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

"The mood Disorders Clinic is three floors up, and then two floors down."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

Ward Cleaning.