Hospital Havoc Lover Mugs

'You said to remove his head and neck!...

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'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Urology...can you hold?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Paramedics.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'I can't turn it off.'

'We abide by HIPAA laws to protect your privacy.'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

"The mood Disorders Clinic is three floors up, and then two floors down."

"Next time you want me to swallow a camera, just wrap it in bacon!"