Hospital Hall Bouncer Gifts

Hospital Listing:X Ray,Casualty or Compensation

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'Very funny!'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

Bouncer.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'Morale soared when we installed the Nurf Basketball.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"I would not recommend you bypass heart surgery."