'Freedom.'
Hospital Escape Artist Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who loves breaking out of hospital stays or just has a mischievous streak? Our collection features clever, lighthearted items that capture their rebellious spirit and creative personality. Whether they’re a nurse, patient, or healthcare professional, these gifts add a touch of humor and originality to their world, making their hospital adventures more fun.
'He got out of bed and shouted 'I can walk, I can walk', and then he walked out of the hospital without paying his bill.'
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"The Ususal, Mr. B?"
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Crib Escape
'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Tweaking the CV.
Desert Island Fantasies
Stress
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.
"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."
Man Looking Through Window
Fox hunting.
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
Wishing Well
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
'I'd like to come home... if I could.'
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Hospital Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Hospital Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more humorous and creative gifts that celebrate the hospital escape artist in your life.
Hospital Escape Artist Pillows
Check out our pillows for more playful and personalized items that suit their mischievous personality.
Hospital Escape Artist Prints
Visit our prints section for more witty artwork to inspire or amuse your hospital escape hero.
Hospital Escape Artist T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts for more fun and inventive designs that capture the spirit of a hospital escape artist.