Hospital Escape Artist Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who loves breaking out of hospital stays or just has a mischievous streak? Our collection features clever, lighthearted items that capture their rebellious spirit and creative personality. Whether they’re a nurse, patient, or healthcare professional, these gifts add a touch of humor and originality to their world, making their hospital adventures more fun.

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'Freedom.'

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'He got out of bed and shouted 'I can walk, I can walk', and then he walked out of the hospital without paying his bill.'

'He got out of bed and shouted 'I can walk, I can walk', and then he walked out of the hospital without paying his bill.' mockup

'He got out of bed and shouted 'I can walk, I can walk', and then he walked out of the hospital without paying his bill.'

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'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.' mockup

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

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"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..." mockup

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

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"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband." mockup

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?' mockup

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

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"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?" mockup

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

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"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband." mockup

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

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"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye." mockup

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

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'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,' mockup

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

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An alleyway leads to a scenic area. mockup

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

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Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them. mockup

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

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"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

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Crib Escape

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Stress

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Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman mockup

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

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Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo! mockup

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

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Desert Island Fantasies

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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Tweaking the CV.

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'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.' mockup

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

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"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work." mockup

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

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'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...' mockup

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

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That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew. mockup

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

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"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays." mockup

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

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"Thank god we're out of the city." mockup

"Thank god we're out of the city."

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"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate." mockup

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

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"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it." mockup

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

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Wishing Well

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An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

An office worker daydreams about a new poster. mockup

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

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Fox hunting.

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'I'd like to come home... if I could.' mockup

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

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'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.' mockup

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

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Hospital Escape Artist Gifts Collection

Hospital Escape Artist Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more humorous and creative gifts that celebrate the hospital escape artist in your life.

Hospital Escape Artist Pillows

Check out our pillows for more playful and personalized items that suit their mischievous personality.

Hospital Escape Artist Prints

Visit our prints section for more witty artwork to inspire or amuse your hospital escape hero.

Hospital Escape Artist T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts for more fun and inventive designs that capture the spirit of a hospital escape artist.