Hospital Escape Artist Mugs

'Freedom.'

'He got out of bed and shouted 'I can walk, I can walk', and then he walked out of the hospital without paying his bill.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Crib Escape

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

Stress

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Man Looking Through Window

Fox hunting.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."