Cabin Escape Artist Mugs

'If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved...just a few seconds more...a miracle! I never thought I'd make it...I gotta get out of here.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Stress

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

Desert Island Fantasies

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Job complaints on road signs.