Horsepower Buff Gifts

"One horsepower, and yours?"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Caption contest"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Hysterically laughing monster.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'The buildings are merging.'

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'We've found the problem...'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"It's a plant based solution."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'Office real estate' lifting weights

Building getting a new coat fitted

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

Brains versus management books.

Internal Combustion.

"Yeah! The new building is amazing! And guess what! I've got a corner office!"

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'