'Assuming, of course, that they don't change jockeys.'
Horse Racing Strategist Gifts
Looking for a gift idea for a horse racing strategist? Our collection offers clever and humorous items that celebrate their passion for racing tactics and betting strategy. Whether they enjoy studying odds or sharing race predictions, these products will bring a smile to their face and fuel their love for the sport.
I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.
-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!
"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."
"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"
The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line
The Epsom Derby - Bookies
The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion
Snail Coach
Cleaner playing pool with brush.
'I hate running in the outside lane.'
Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.
It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.
The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's
-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!
Jurgen Klopp Caricature
STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll
'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'
Snooker.
'I'm all in.'
"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."
The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.
'Do you think he'll win the second race?'
Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'
"Come on, Lucky Lady!"
Boxing
'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'
"You don't need English on every shot."
'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'
"Duh!"
'Today's newspaper has my daddy as favourite for Sunday's race...'
Panto Horse at the Races
'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'
Imran Khan
A bet over spelling
Horse Racing Strategist Gifts Collection
Horse Racing Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the sharp wit and humor of horse racing strategists — perfect for the racing enthusiast in your life.
Horse Racing Strategist Pillows
Bring a racing-inspired touch to home or office decor with pillows that celebrate the clever minds behind the bets and strategies.
Horse Racing Strategist Prints
Find inspiring prints that showcase the excitement of horse racing strategies, perfect for decorating a betting room or sports lounge.
Horse Racing Strategist T-Shirts
Looking for a bold statement? Our horse racing strategist t-shirts combine humor and passion for the sport, ideal for race day or everyday wear.