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'Assuming, of course, that they don't change jockeys.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Snail Coach

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Snooker.

'I'm all in.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Boxing

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

"Duh!"

'Today's newspaper has my daddy as favourite for Sunday's race...'

Panto Horse at the Races

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

Imran Khan

A bet over spelling