Racecourse Strategist Gifts

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'What a control freak!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Boxing

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"Duh!"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Imran Khan

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

'Fore to the 9th power!'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Clancy:Breaking Even at the Races

Rival Jockeys

"Perhaps we can arrive a a mutually beneficial arrangement?"

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

"This year I'm TWICE as likely to win."

No More Waiting Around

'AAAARRRGGHHHH, I want my mummy.'

'It's really tough to read. You're going to have to just go with your gut, Steve.'

Ice Hockey