Horse Race Attendee Gifts

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

A day at the races

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'Costume - What costume?'

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

'Today's newspaper has my daddy as favourite for Sunday's race...'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Panto Horse at the Races

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Betting on $80 oil price.

Tortoise & Hare.

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

A Good Bet.

-Problem? -Yes, when I click on petty cash I get 'Lucky Lady 2.30 Newbury.

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

'Er Alf what do you know Margaret Thatcher has died!'