Horse Race Attendee T-Shirts

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

A day at the races

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Gentlemen Riders

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'Costume - What costume?'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Today's newspaper has my daddy as favourite for Sunday's race...'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Panto Horse at the Races

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Betting on $80 oil price.

Tortoise & Hare.

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

A Good Bet.

-Problem? -Yes, when I click on petty cash I get 'Lucky Lady 2.30 Newbury.

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

'Er Alf what do you know Margaret Thatcher has died!'