Horror Romantic Pillows

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Night of the Zombonies.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Dead Funny

Silence of the Chickens...

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"