Horror Junkie Gifts

Bates Motel Birdhouse

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny

Silence of the Chickens...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Chiller Theatre

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Eat me"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

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"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Horror Stories.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Open House of Horrors