Hollywood Junkie Gifts

The cinema of the Absurd.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

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'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Spoiler alert."

Tom Hanks

Movies vs. Films

"Mail's here."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Eva Mendez

Christopher Nolan caricature

Meryl Streep

True Story Movie

Amanda Seyfried

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Whoopie Goldberg

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Scrip Doctor

Ellen Page

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Sofia Vergara

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

Dennis Hopper

Charlie Sheen