Horror Apprecianado Gifts

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Halloween Selfie

Monster Baseball

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'Scary movie?'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"We were made for each other...!"

Frankenstein egg.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Masquerade

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.