Horror Apprecianado T-Shirts

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Halloween Selfie

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Monster Baseball

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Masquerade

Frankenstein egg.

'Scary movie?'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"We were made for each other...!"

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'