Horoscope Humorist T-Shirts

Bring some celestial humor to their wardrobe with our horoscope-themed T-shirts. Perfect for astrology fans who love a good laugh, these tees combine star signs with witty sayings for everyday fun.

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'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.' mockup

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

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'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'

'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...' mockup

'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'

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'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.' mockup

'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

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Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple). mockup

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

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'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.' mockup

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

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'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.' mockup

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

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You are successful in knocking down barriers.

You are successful in knocking down barriers. mockup

You are successful in knocking down barriers.

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Someone with tremendous drive will leave you with a lasting impression.

Someone with tremendous drive will leave you with a lasting impression. mockup

Someone with tremendous drive will leave you with a lasting impression.

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"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy." mockup

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

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"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..." mockup

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

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Aries/ram

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Aquarius/man pouring water

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Today's horoscope: DUCK!

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Leo/lion

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'My horoscope says I should get out more often.'

'My horoscope says I should get out more often.' mockup

'My horoscope says I should get out more often.'

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'You don't look so good..? Cancer.' mockup

'You don't look so good..? Cancer.'

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"Actually, I'm a Sagittarius."

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"You had me at sextile moon."

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"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..." mockup

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

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"You have an interesting horoscope in today's paper, George. By the way, where are your insurance policies?"

"You have an interesting horoscope in today's paper, George. By the way, where are your insurance policies?" mockup

"You have an interesting horoscope in today's paper, George. By the way, where are your insurance policies?"

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"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls." mockup

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

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"Well, you know what they say - men are sun ascendant in Aries, and women are moon ascendant in Virgo."

"Well, you know what they say - men are sun ascendant in Aries, and women are moon ascendant in Virgo." mockup

"Well, you know what they say - men are sun ascendant in Aries, and women are moon ascendant in Virgo."

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"Turn 15 degrees Leo... Oh, sorry. Wrong chart."

"Turn 15 degrees Leo... Oh, sorry. Wrong chart." mockup

"Turn 15 degrees Leo... Oh, sorry. Wrong chart."

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'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

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Taurus/Bull

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The newspaper that psychics read every morning.

The newspaper that psychics read every morning. mockup

The newspaper that psychics read every morning.

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'Oh no! You're a Sagittarian, Ms Cline! Our computer won't approve loans to Sagittarians!'

'Oh no! You're a Sagittarian, Ms Cline! Our computer won't approve loans to Sagittarians!' mockup

'Oh no! You're a Sagittarian, Ms Cline! Our computer won't approve loans to Sagittarians!'

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Horoscope: Aries.

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'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.' mockup

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

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'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!' mockup

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

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'Yes, here's my card.'

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"All mine says is that I often give in to feelings of envy and that I should appreciate what I have. But your horoscope is better."

"All mine says is that I often give in to feelings of envy and that I should appreciate what I have. But your horoscope is better." mockup

"All mine says is that I often give in to feelings of envy and that I should appreciate what I have. But your horoscope is better."

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You'll no longer be on the outside looking in. Dominant Leo plays key role.

You'll no longer be on the outside looking in. Dominant Leo plays key role. mockup

You'll no longer be on the outside looking in. Dominant Leo plays key role.

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'My horoscope said I'd have a heavenly day.'

'My horoscope said I'd have a heavenly day.' mockup

'My horoscope said I'd have a heavenly day.'

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'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.' mockup

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

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Horoscope Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Horoscope Humorist Mugs

Explore our full range of humorous horoscope mugs and find the perfect gift to make anyone smile over their morning coffee.

Horoscope Humorist Pillows

Relax in cosmic comfort with our horoscope-themed pillows, packed with humorous touches for star sign fans.

Horoscope Humorist Prints

Brighten any space with our astrology-inspired prints featuring clever, humorous designs for the horoscope enthusiast.