Hopscotch Hero Pillows

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

School crossing

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Watering the garden in the rain.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Rhinestone Accountant

Mass Shootings in US Schools

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Princess Anne

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

Nelly Copter

Hopscotch landing zone.

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

The Zealous Huntsman

Skeleton at the End of Hop-Scotch.

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

Beer Keg Babies

Leaf Firemen Catching Falling Leaf.

"Forgot my shears, then when I managed to clamber into here, knackered, wasn't I?"

"No stranger, this ain't the OK Corral"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XI

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

"If you don't know the difference between their and there, your a fool."