Hopscotch Hero Prints

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

School crossing

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Watering the garden in the rain.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Rhinestone Accountant

Mass Shootings in US Schools

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Hopscotch landing zone.

Princess Anne

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

Nelly Copter

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

The Zealous Huntsman

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

Skeleton at the End of Hop-Scotch.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XI

Beer Keg Babies

They threw her out of the hopscotch game for unnecessary roughness.

"No stranger, this ain't the OK Corral"