Hammock Hero Prints

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"Just let me finish my drink and then we'll switch."

'I took the hammock down a week ago, but I don't have the heart to tell him.'

"Forgot my shears, then when I managed to clamber into here, knackered, wasn't I?"

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

A Bloody Butcher

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Like father like son.

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Reading in a hammock.

"FISH ON"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

The Mammock

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

"Who's a good boy?!!"

Woodwork