Hammock Dreamer Prints

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I'm bored."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Taking it easy

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Reese Witherspoon

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Marilyn's Rushmore

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Which part are you reading for?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Don Quixote

Problem Solving