Hammock Dweller Prints

"You said we were going to age in place, and this is my place."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Taking it easy

'Arf! Arf!'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Crocodile

Problem Solving

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'