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"You said we were going to age in place, and this is my place."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Taking it easy

'Arf! Arf!'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

Crocodile

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

"Who's a good boy?!!"