Hammock Hero Pillows

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"Just let me finish my drink and then we'll switch."

'I took the hammock down a week ago, but I don't have the heart to tell him.'

"Forgot my shears, then when I managed to clamber into here, knackered, wasn't I?"

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Taking it easy

A Bloody Butcher

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Like father like son.

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"You spoil that Hamster."

"FISH ON"

Reading in a hammock.

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"Who's a good boy?!!"

"What … have … you … done?"

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

The Mammock

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

Woodwork

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'