Hopeful Gambler Pillows

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

"I'd like 13,983,816 lottery tickets please..."

"You don't have a college fund for me?"

'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'

"Here's that lottery ticket I told you about! I matched all but five numbers! And I bought it on Thursday instead of Tuesday! Other than that, I would have won!"

"Wow, Tia Carmen! This is a big shrine!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'Will you make the final table?'

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

"Trevor's nose is running."

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

Inventing the roulette wheel.

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

"Ask your doctor if you're strong enough to day trade options."

'-and make sure you back one to lose THAT shirt on!'

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.