Hookah Pillows

The new smoking fad.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Lennon and McCartney.

Guitarist

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Anna Calvi

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Night of the Latkes

Moses' Tablet

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Orchestra.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Oymoticons

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Boy and Bear and Monster