Hookah Pillows

The new smoking fad.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Concert Pianist.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Night of the Latkes

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Moses' Tablet

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Orchestra.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Oymoticons

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"River well stocked this year."