Hook Line Joker Pillows

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

A Bloody Butcher

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

Just a little heads up!

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"FISH ON"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Worm running away from hook.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"In the beginning" --- Is that a great narrative hook or what!

'How long have you been with us now, Jeffrey?'

Worm eats the fish.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Kiss the Hook

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

'Hey mister! Watch it with that hook of yours! You almost pulled out my eye!'

The offering increased substantially after being live streamed on the jumbotron.

'Who's he trying to fool? Meal worms don't jump up and down like that.'

"This is a recorded message. You are in a queue. For opening times, press 1. For prices, press 2. For complaints, press: 564387654487665437554389..."

"Today we learn about delayed gratification!..."

"You dropped your day planner."