Hook Dodger Pillows

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'Hey mister! Watch it with that hook of yours! You almost pulled out my eye!'

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

A Bloody Butcher

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

Hear me, Graduates!

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'So, who's first?'

Kicking The Habit

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"FISH ON"

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

And your repayment period starts...Now!