Hug Dodger Pillows

Liberation. You've removed your hypochondria mask. Is flu season over? Possibly for good. There's new research that shows that the warming of the globe is inhospitable to those @#$% flu bugs. The viruses thrive on cold weather. That might be why fly and head colds have been relatively mild. It's just wonderful. Of course, I still won't be shaking hands, or hugging, which are disgusting habits. And we'll all die when the planet overheats because we have no ozone. Are you sure you @#$ whining isn'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Canine Companion

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Emotional Bling

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Ready Mum?'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

Emotional Support Pest

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Hugs

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Hug Your Boss.

Lovers embrace

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Hugs 50 cents

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Bunny Hop Hug