Hug Dodger Pillows

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Canine Companion

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Emotional Bling

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Ready Mum?'

Emotional Support Pest

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Hugs

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Hug Your Boss.

Lovers embrace

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Hugs 50 cents

Bunny Hop Hug

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'