Hanukkah Pillows

Eight nights of excuses

"We got you a dreidel."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'Sorry, wrong house.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Hanukkah tree

Moses in Connecticut

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

Happy everything to everybody.

A surprise in heaven

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

The Annual Chanukah Dilemma

The Grinch That Stole Hanukkah

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Jewish Geometry

Happy Hanukkah Cats

"Says WHO?"

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Oymoticons

Chanukah is worth melting for!

'I'm Jewish on my mother's side...Happy Hanukkah!'

'...And now, for today's Top Ten Commandments ...'

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"Did he say 'commandments' or 'suggestions'?"

Dreidel Breakdance

Christmas escape plan

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Did you find our menorah?