Hanukkah Prints

Eight nights of excuses

"We got you a dreidel."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'Sorry, wrong house.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Hanukkah tree

Moses in Connecticut

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

Happy everything to everybody.

A surprise in heaven

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

The Annual Chanukah Dilemma

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

The Grinch That Stole Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah Cats

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Jewish Geometry

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Says WHO?"

'...And now, for today's Top Ten Commandments ...'

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'I'm Jewish on my mother's side...Happy Hanukkah!'

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

Dreidel Breakdance

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Chanukah is worth melting for!

Christmas escape plan

"Did he say 'commandments' or 'suggestions'?"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

Moses is reminded why they're called the 'Children' of Israel...

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"